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Okay, this is all a bit...

Shadows that were not simply shadows loomed ahead of them. The figure of Proper Dave, now animated by a swarm of Vashta Nerada composed of what had formerly been Dave's flesh, continued to slouch roughly towards them from behind, blocking off further access to the local teleport and to the Node with Donna's face.

"Well, that's a no on teleporting out of here safely, then," said the Doctor. 

"Any ideas, Doctor?" asked Dr. Song. "I suppose I could make another escape route through the stacks with my sidearm, but..."

"But we have no clue as to whether there are more swarms in the other corridors," continued the Doctor. "Besides, it would be a shame to destroy all those books...." 

The Doctor's expression grew vague as he became lost in thought, even as the shadows continued to close in. Then, suddenly, his face and figure grew animated again, practically vibrating with inspiration. "Of course! All these books! Now if we can just access L-space in time...

"L-space?" inquired Dr. Song.

"Yes, L-space! Knowledge is power, right?" Dr. Song nodded, fascinated despite the imminent threat. "And power is just energy expended over time at a certain rate. Now, what does Einstein tell us energy is equivalent to?"

"Matter, or mass," responded Song automatically.

"And what does mass do to space, then?"

"I really don't see what this has to do with...oh. It bends it, doesn't it?"

"Exactly!" exclaimed the Doctor. "And therefore, when you concentrate as much knowledge in one place as you have here in the Library, it's equivalent to enough mass to bend space... and time, yes, don't forget time... any which way you could possibly want.  Libraries and bookstores are really just more genteel versions of black holes. In fact, they're all connected to each other, via..."

"L-space," supplied Dr. Song.

"Of course," said the Doctor, "there's stlll the small matter of accessing it quickly enough that the Vashta Nerada can't follow us through. Usually it's only the most dedicated of librarians and bookstore proprietors that know its byways and portals." He started rummaging through his coat.

"Now if I can just find that banana..."

 

Date: 2008-06-04 07:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] laurus-nobilis.livejournal.com
Awesome! :D Now I want the episode to end like this, heh.

Date: 2008-06-04 07:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cat63.livejournal.com
Oh splendid! Now we know why the Doctor is so keen on bananas! :-)

I was hoping there'd be an orang-utan reference in the episode, but no luck yet...

Date: 2008-06-04 11:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] draconin.livejournal.com
Heh! Now Death needs to put in an appearance, pissed off 'cause the Vashta Nerada are stealing his "look"!

Date: 2008-06-05 01:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vitruvian23.livejournal.com
Nah - he's more likely to grumble about having yet another near-Doctor experience.

Of course, that raises the question as to whether the two ever meet during the Doctor's regenerations - and whether Death and Jack have a conversation when Jack 'dies'.

Date: 2008-07-29 10:01 pm (UTC)
ext_15374: (librarian)
From: [identity profile] idontlikegravy.livejournal.com
whether Death and Jack have a conversation when Jack 'dies'.

Oh my, I think you've given me plot bunnies.

Date: 2008-08-07 05:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-summoning-d.livejournal.com
whether Death and Jack have a conversation when Jack 'dies'.

0.o Hello there, have this 'best idea ever' award.

Date: 2008-06-14 12:47 am (UTC)
marginaliana: Buddy the dog carries Bobo the toy (DW - Tool)
From: [personal profile] marginaliana
Hahahaha hee hee hee! Oh, what a perfect congruence this is! "Now if I can just find that banana..." - absolutely brilliant!

Date: 2008-07-29 10:00 pm (UTC)
ext_15374: (librarian)
From: [identity profile] idontlikegravy.livejournal.com
ROTFLMAO

Oh too funny for words, if only it had ended that way. *goes back to the top to read again*

Date: 2013-02-16 04:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] okuniek.livejournal.com
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